ENVELOPE-SCANDAL: The Great Stationery Scandal of 2022
A shocking expose on the stationery industry
A shocking expose on the stationery industry
According to sources close to the industry, high-ranking officials at EnvelopeCorp have been accused of using company funds to buy an unseemly amount of catnip.
Details of the scandal, which has come to be known as Envelope-Gate, have been sketchy, but insiders claim that executives have been using company-issued envelopes to send love letters to their secretประก Read the full letter
Other allegations include the misuse of company time and resources for unauthorized bubble-gum breaks and excessive stapling of important documents.
The stationery industry is reeling from this scandal, and many are calling for greater transparency and accountability from corporate leaders.